Link weenie …

I absolutely love autocorrect. It cracks me the HECK up. My phone has come up with some DOOZIES too. And today I witnessed, quite possibly, the best autocorrection EVER. It happened when I was voice texting a shopping list and I got to the word “linguine”. Reading over my list after I finished it, I discovered the “correction” and I was honestly baffled at first. It was SO CRAZY that even I had no clue what I meant. Then the humor rushed in. Seriously, I’ll be laughing about this one for YEARS.

LIN … GUINE.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, I hope you all have a day where you get to say LINK WEENIE out loud, question your sanity, then laugh hysterically!!!

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A shattered LOLA …

I dropped LOLA today. Before I go on and terrify all my followers, I will remind everyone that LOLA is my cell phone. Remember? She’s the phone that I got about a year and a half ago that IMMEDIATELY started changing LOL to LOLA. With no memory on the phone I could only assume that this was, in fact, what I needed to name it. So, I did.

LOLA is a very temperamental phone. You can ask any of the numerous people who have seen her in action. LOLA’s autocorrect skills are down right scary and she doesn’t like time changes or basements. Just to give you one example, I picked up a race bib on the bottom floor of the Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles and LOLA thought we were in Beijing. No joke. My friends thought I was crazy lost on time and low and behold it was LOLA freaking out. Again.

Anyway, today I dropped her. She is fine and working normally. OK, fine … HER “normally”. But she is a little wrecked. Poor LOLA.

Well, I hope you all have a day where you aren’t shattered!!!